Please Don't Ursinate in Pool! – Atom Eyes
Shibori's first post about a video of a
home pool invasion by bears is a fun thread with some great anecdotes from nevercalm and Nerd of the North.:
a bear that is not much larger than a traditional stuffed teddy bear is quite strong enough to do whatever it wants, fuck you very much
After several months of eating nothing but salmon, you'd be pretty desperate for a Breath Saver, too.
"I don't know," I said. "What do you think it is? I have an idea but it's kind of disgusting."