how we got Paul Newman's portable suna...
"[The movie] Slap Shot was based on my dad's hockey team at the time, the Johnstown Jets"
"I'm writing my thesis on the history of American food and nutrition.... Only about 20% of the meals eaten in New York City were at a restaurant by 1930"
"And that's why you had to do the holo-grind."
"[T]here are some funny things about holocrons and jedi grinding."